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Президент Трамп объявлен полностью невиновным в охоте на ведьм Мюллера!

 Славный лидер Дональд Дж. Трамп был очищен от всех подозрений в 400-страничном докладе Мюллера. НИКАКОГО РУССКОГО КОЛЛЮЗИЯ! НЕТ ЗАПРЕЩЕНИЯ СПРАВЕДЛИВОСТИ! Его политические оппоненты, злые демократы, недовольны результатом. Президент будет наказан за измену Соединенным Штатам Америки. Всем привет, Славный Лидер !!!

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Trump Saves Notre Dame Cathedral

 Had Obama been president yesterday, Notre Dame Cathedral would be a pile of smoldering ashes today. But fortunately, God gave us Donald J. Trump! When Notre Dame Cathedral erupted in flames Monday, President Trump happened to be walking by a television set and saw live coverage of the tragedy. “The president almost never watches TV,” …

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Miller Vies For “The Sexiest Man Alive” Title

 The Trump administration is firing on all cylinders. After the Mueller witch hunt declared the president pletely innocent of any collusion or obstruction of justice, the Doninator is enjoying his victory lap. But this party’s just getting started! Now President Trump’s valued immigration adviser and strategist, Stephen Miller, has declared he wants to make his …

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Dems Working Hard On Plan For Losing In 2020

  You’ve got to give the Democratic Party credit, they are an organization of hard workers. And the Dems are working overtime conjuring ways to blow the 2020 presidential election. “It’s in our nature,” William Tolbert, Democratic strategist told The Lint Screen. “We love to figure out ways to extract defeat from the jaws of …

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